Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the tower,
Not a creature was stirring, not even a flower.
The Nakatomi Plaza, so grand and so tall,
Would soon host a party, a holiday ball.
But little did they know, a threat was in store,
John McClane arrived, ready for war.
In his tattered old sweater, with “I Have a Machine” in bold,
He’d take on the terrorists, brave and bold.
Slay the Party Like John McClane: This Died Hard I Have A Machine Ugly Sweater isn’t just for wallflowers. It’s for the McClanes of the world, the people who walk into a party, barefoot and understated, and steal the show. Imagine the scene: you walk in wearing this sweater, quoting the iconic lines, and suddenly everyone asks, “Where did you get that?” You will be the one who brings out the fun, the life of parties, John McClane, the one who saves Christmas (at least from the boring sweaters).
HAPPY CUSTOMERS, HAPPY US
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