Your Ornaments Are History Ugly Christmas Sweater

Your Ornaments Are History Ugly Christmas Sweater

$39.95

Size Guide

Size Chart

Adult Sweater
Size Length (inches) Bust (inches) Shoulder (inches) Sleeve (inches)
S 26 in 40 in 17 in 26 in
M 28 in 44 in 18 in 27 in
L 28 in 48 in 19 in 27 in
XL 30 in 52 in 20 in 28 in
2XL 30 in 56 in 21 in 28 in
3XL 31 in 60 in 22 in 28 in
4XL 32 in 64 in 24 in 29 in
5XL 33 in 68 in 25 in 29 in
6XL 34 in 73 in 26 in 29.1 in
sweater
  • Fabric: Polyester
  • Regular fit
  • Fabric Weight: 300 g/m².
  • Stitch Color: black or white, automatically matched based on patterns.
  • Care Instruction: machine wash cold with similar colors, do not bleach, tumble dry low, do not iron, and do not dry clean.
Size Length (cm) Bust (cm) Shoulder (cm) Sleeve (cm)
S 67 102 42 67
M 70 112 45 68
L 72 122 48 69
XL 75 132 51 70.5
2XL 76 142 54 71
3XL 79 152 57 71.5
4XL 82 162 60 72.5
5XL 85 172 63 73
6XL 86 182 66 74
sweater
  • Fabric: Polyester
  • Regular fit
  • Fabric Weight: 300 g/m².
  • Stitch Color: black or white, automatically matched based on patterns.
  • Care Instruction: machine wash cold with similar colors, do not bleach, tumble dry low, do not iron, and do not dry clean.
Kid Sweater
Size Length (inches) Chest (inches) Suggested Height (inches)
Toddler 2T 14 in 11 in 33-35 in
Toddler 3T 15 in 12 in 36-39 in
Toddler 4T 16 in 13 in 39-41 in
Toddler 4 16.5 in 13.5 in 42-44 in
Toddler 5 17 in 14 in 45-47 in
Youth XS 18 in 15 in 48-50 in
Youth S 19 in 15.5 in 50-54 in
Youth M 21 in 16 in 54-58 in
Youth L 23 in 18 in 58-62 in
Youth XL 25 in 19 in 62-68 in
sweater
  • Fabric: Polyester
  • Regular fit
  • Fabric Weight: 300 g/m².
  • Stitch Color: black or white, automatically matched based on patterns.
  • Care Instruction: machine wash cold with similar colors, do not bleach, tumble dry low, do not iron, and do not dry clean.
Size Length (cm) Chest (cm) Suggested Height (cm)
Toddler 2T 36 cm 28 cm 84-89 cm
Toddler 3T 38 cm 31 cm 91-99 cm
Toddler 4T 41 cm 33 cm 99-104 cm
Toddler 4 42 cm 35 cm 107-112 cm
Toddler 5 43 cm 36 cm 114-119 cm
Youth XS 46 cm 38 cm 122-128 cm
Youth S 48 cm 39.5 cm 128-137 cm
Youth M 53 cm 41 cm 137-147 cm
Youth L 58 cm 46 cm 147-158 cm
Youth XL 63 cm 48 cm 158-172 cm
sweater
  • Fabric: Polyester
  • Regular fit
  • Fabric Weight: 300 g/m².
  • Stitch Color: black or white, automatically matched based on patterns.
  • Care Instruction: machine wash cold with similar colors, do not bleach, tumble dry low, do not iron, and do not dry clean.
  • Total: $0.00
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Estimated arrival: Place your order today (standard shipping method) to receive the product(s) within Oct 13 - Oct 19

Sep 27

Oct 01 - Oct 05

Oct 13 - Oct 19

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Get Ready to Laugh: Your Ornaments Are History Ugly Christmas Sweater is Here!

We all dream of that perfect, peaceful Christmas tree, glowing beautifully in the corner. Then, reality hits… in the form of a furry whirlwind with paws. If you’ve ever woken up to the sound of shattering glass and seen your cat looking suspiciously innocent, this one’s for you.

Your Ornaments Are History Ugly Christmas Sweater
Your Ornaments Are History Ugly Christmas Sweater

The “Your Ornaments Are History” Ugly Christmas Sweater is the perfect badge of honor for every pet owner who knows the annual struggle. It’s a hilarious and knowing wink to the fact that as soon as the tree goes up, it becomes the most exciting (and climbable) new toy in the house.

This sweater captures that laugh-out-loud moment of holiday chaos. It’s built on that universal truth: our beloved pets are the number one threat to fragile holiday decor. The phrase “Your Ornaments Are History” perfectly sums up the adorable mayhem that cats, dogs, and other curious critters unleash upon our festive plans. It’s a loving celebration of the imperfect, real-life moments that make the season truly memorable.

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SHIPPING COST?

The shipping cost within the U.S. is: 5.99 USD + 2 USD per additional item

For international shipping: from 13 USD + 6 USD per additional item

WHERE DO WE DELIVER?

We provide worldwide shipping.

Shipping time

US Regions:

Item Handling time (Mon-Fri) Shipping time ( Mon-Fri )
Apparel 2D, Tshirt, Hat, Cap, Sweatshirt, Hoodie... 1-3 days 3 -7 days
Mug 2-3 days 3-7 days
Poster, Canvas 1-3 days 3 -7 days
Hats 2-3 days 6-8 days
Bedding 6-8 days 7-15 days
All over print product ( Hawaiian shirt, Shoes, Jersey, Ugly Sweater, House Flag, Garden Flag, 3D Product, 3D T-shirt, 3D Hoodie, Tumbler, Crocs...) 6-9 days 10 -15 days

Other Countries:

Handling time (Mon-Fri): 5-9 days

Shipping time ( Mon-Fri ): 15-30 days.

Note: The public holidays, destination countries and couriers will be affected the shipping time too.

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Total delivery time= Handling time + Shipping time