Real Men Shit Their Pants Shirt – Expert Level Procrastinator
The Real Men Shit Their Pants Shirt fearlessly embraces humor and style, making a bold statement that defies convention. This shirt features a striking design with crisp white font, proudly declaring its message. The intricate illustration of a wolf-bicycle wheel hybrid underscores the shirt’s uniqueness.
Product Details:
- Inspiration: Rooted in audacity, this shirt draws inspiration from those who fearlessly navigate life’s challenges.
- Fabric: Crafted from heavyweight 5.3oz 100% cotton, it combines plush comfort with durability.
- Color Variants:
- Ash Grey and Sport Grey: Blended with polyester for subtle texture contrast.
- Dark Heather: A balanced cotton-polyester mix for a heathered look.
- Sustainably Grown Cotton: All variants use USA-grown cotton.
- Taped Neck and Shoulders: Ensures a lasting fit.
Product Material:
The Real Men Shit Their Pants Shirt is made from premium 100% cotton, providing a soft touch against your skin. Whether you’re boldly making a statement or keeping it casual, this shirt ensures both style and comfort.