Missing I Was Personally Victimised By Clowen Shirt

Missing I Was Personally Victimised By Clowen Shirt

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Classic T-Shirt G500
SIZE WIDTH LENGTH
S 18 in 28 in
M 20 in 29 in
L 22 in 30 in
XL 24 in 31 in
2XL 26 in 32 in
3XL 28 in 33 in
4XL 30 in 34 in
5XL 32 in 35 in

  • 5.3-ounce, 100% cotton (99/1 cotton/poly (Ash) & 90/10 cotton/poly (Sport Grey), 50/50 cotton/poly (Dark Heather)
  • Heavyweight classic unisex tee
  • Taped neck and shoulders; Tearaway label
  • Made with sustainably & fairly grown USA cotton
  • Decoration type: Digital Print
Premium SS Shirt NL3600
SIZE WIDTH LENGTH
XS 17.5 in 27 in
S 19 in 28 in
M 20.5 in 29 in
L 22 in 30 in
XL 24 in 31 in
2XL 26 in 32 in
3XL 28 in 33 in
4XL 30 in 34 in

NL3600

  • 4.3 oz, 100% ring spun combed cotton jersey
  • Heather Gray 90% cotton/10% polyester; Fabric laundered
  • 32 singles for extreme softness; 1x1 baby rib-knit set-in collar
  • Care: Machine wash cold; Tumble dry low
  • Decoration type: Digital Print
Crewneck Sweatshirt G180
SIZE WIDTH LENGTH
S 20 in 26 in
M 22 in 27 in
L 24 in 28 in
XL 26 in 29 in
2XL 28 in 30 in
3XL 30 in 31 in
4XL 32 in 32 in
5XL 34 in 33 in

  • 8 oz; 55% cotton/45% polyester
  • Air jet yarn for a softer feel and no pilling
  • 1x1 athletic rib cuffs and waistband with spandex; Double-needle stitching
  • Care: Machine wash cold; Tumble dry low
  • Decoration type: Digital Print
Pullover Hoodie G185
SIZE WIDTH LENGTH
S 20 in 26 in
M 22 in 27 in
L 24 in 28 in
XL 26 in 29 in
2XL 28 in 30 in
3XL 29 in 32 in
4XL 32 in 33 in
5XL 34 in 34 in

  • 8 oz; 50% cotton, 50% polyester (Fabric composition may vary by color)
  • Heavyweight classic unisex tee
  • Two-ply hood with grommets, dyed-to-match drawcord & low-pill fleece
  • Double needle stitching; Pouch pocket; Unisex sizing
  • Care: Machine wash cold; Tumble dry low
  • Decoration type: Digital Print
Long Sleeve T-Shirt G240
SIZE WIDTH LENGTH
S 18 in 28 in
M 20 in 29 in
L 22 in 30 in
XL 24 in 31 in
2XL 26 in 32 in
3XL 28 in 33 in
4XL 30 in 34 in
5XL 32 in 35 in

  • 6-ounce, 100% US cotton
  • Heavyweight classic unisex tee
  • Non-topstitched, classic width, rib collar
  • Taped neck and shoulders
  • Unisex sizing; consult size chart for details
  • Decoration type: Digital Print
Tri-Blend 3/4 Sleeve Raglan NL6051
SIZE WIDTH LENGTH
S 18 in 28 in
M 20 in 29 in
L 22 in 30 in
XL 24 in 31 in
2XL 26 in 32 in
3XL 28 in 33 in
4XL 30 in 34 in
5XL 32 in 35 in

 

  • Premium 32 singles Tri-Blend Raglan T-Shirt
  • 4.3 oz; 50% polyester/25% combed ringspun cotton/25% rayon jersey
  • Fabric laundered for reduced shrinkage
  • Care: Machine wash cold; Tumble dry low
  • Decoration type: Digital Print
Jersey Tank 3480
SIZE WIDTH LENGTH
XS 16.25 in 26 in
S 18.25 in 27 in
M 20.25 in 28 in
L 22.25 in 29 in
XL 24.25 in 30 in
2XL 26.25 in 31 in
3XL 28.25 in 32 in

  • 4.2 oz., 100% combed and ringspun cotton; 30 singles
  • Athletic Heather: 90/10 Airlume combed and ring spun cotton/poly
  • Triblend Colors: 3.8-ounce, 50/25/25 poly/Airlume combed and ring spun cotton/rayon, 40 singles
  • Dark Grey Heather: 4.2-ounce, 52/48 Airlume combed and ring spun cotton/poly, 32 singles
  • Decoration type: Digital Print
Ladie's T-Shirt G500L
SIZE WIDTH LENGTH
S 17.25 in 25.5 in
M 19.25 in 26 in
L 21.25 in 27 in
XL 23.25 in 28 in
2XL 25.25 in 28.5 in
3XL 27.25 in 29 in

  • 5.3oz 100% preshrunk cotton
  • (99/1 cotton/poly (Ash), 90/10 cotton/poly (Sport Grey), 50/50 cotton/poly (Dark Heather)
  • Feminine 1/2 inch rib mid scoop neck; sideseamed with slightly tapered Missy fit
  • Double-needle stitching throughout; seamless rib at neck
  • Decoration Type: Digital Print
Ladies' Boyfriend NL3900
SIZE WIDTH LENGTH
XS 15.25 in 24.72 in
S 16.25 in 25.35 in
M 17.25 in 25.98 in
L 18.25 in 26.61 in
XL 19.25 in 27.24 in
2XL 21.25 in 27.87 in
3XL 22.25 in 28.50 in

  • 4.3 oz, 100% combed ring-spun cotton jersey; Fabric laundered
  • Heather Gray 90% cotton/10% polyester; 32 singles for extreme softness
  • Side Seamed; Shoulder to Shoulder Taping
  • Slim Fit, please refer to size chart for actual garment measurements
  • Decoration type: Digital Print
Ladies Racerback Tank NL1533
SIZE WIDTH LENGTH
XS 14 in 27 in
S 15 in 27.5 in
M 16 in 28 in
L 17 in 28.5 in
XL 18 in 29 in
2XL 19 in 29.5 in

  • 4 oz, 60% combed ring-spun cotton/40% polyester jersey; 30 singles
  • Self-fabric binding on neck and armholes
  • Fabric laundered for reduced shrinkage
  • Fitted Style; We suggest sizing up
  • Decoration type: Digital Print
Youth Cotton T-Shirt G500B
SIZE WIDTH LENGTH
YXS 16 in 20.5 in
YS 17 in 22 in
YM 18 in 23.5 in
YL 19 in 25 in
YXL 20 in 26.5 in

  • 5.3-ounce, 100% cotton
  • (99/1 cotton/poly (Ash) & 90/10 cotton/poly (Sport Grey), 50/50 cotton/poly (Dark Heather)
  • Non-topstitched, classic width, rib collar
  • Taped neck and shoulders
  • Decoration type: Digital Print
Premium Boys Cotton T-Shirt NL3310
SIZE WIDTH LENGTH
YXS 13.75 in 19 in
YS 15.25 in 20.5 in
YM 16.75 in 22 in
YL 18.25 in 23.5 in
YXL 19.75 in 25 in
 

  • 4.3 oz, 100% combed ringspun cotton fine jersey
  • Heather Gray 90% cotton/10% polyester 32 singles
  • Fabric laundered for reduced shrinkage
  • Side-seamed; 1x1 baby rib-knit set-in collar
  • Decoration type: Digital Print
 
Youth 3/4 Raglan Sleeve Shirt YT200
SIZE WIDTH LENGTH
YXS 15 in 19.25 in
YS 16 in 21 in
YM 17 in 22.75 in
YL 18 in 25 in
YXL 19 in 27.25 in
 

  • 5.2-ounce, 100% ring spun combed cotton
  • Rib knit neck; Tag-Free Label
  • Colorblock ¾ raglan sleeves
  • Curved & covered hem
  • Decoration type: Digital Print
Youth Pullover Hoodie G185B
SIZE WIDTH LENGTH
YXS 16 in 19.75 in
YS 17 in 21.25 in
YM 18 in 22.5 in
YL 19 in 24 in
YXL 20 in 25.5 in

  • 7.75-ounce, 50% cotton, 50% polyester
  • No drawcord on kids' hoodies
  • 1x1 rib knit cuffs & waistband with spandex; Front pouch pocket
  • We suggest ordering one or two sizes up for a fuller fit; Please refer to size chart for actual garment measurements
  • Decoration type: Digital Print
Youth LS T-Shirt G540B
SIZE WIDTH LENGTH
YS 17 in 22 in
YM 18 in 23.5 in
YL 19 in 25 in
YXL 20 in 26.5 in

  • 5.3 oz. 100% USA cotton
  • Taped shoulder-to-shoulder, Double-needle stitching throughout, ribbed cuffs
  • We suggest ordering one or two sizes up for a fuller fit; Please refer to size chart for actual garment measurements
  • Made with sustainably and fairly grown USA cotton
  • Decoration type: Digital Print
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Missing I Was Personally Victimised By Clowen Shirt: A Tale of Personal Victimization

In the bustling city of Clowen, where office cubicles outnumber trees, tax season warriors emerge from their spreadsheet-filled trenches. Our protagonist, let’s call them Alex, navigates the treacherous waters of financial statements, coffee-stained receipts, and the occasional paper jam. But what led to this dramatic declaration? Let’s delve into the saga of the Clowen Shirt.

Missing I Was Personally Victimised By Clowen Shirt
Missing I Was Personally Victimised By Clowen Shirt

The Origins

The Missing I Was Personally Victimised By Clowen Shirt materialized during a late-night brainstorming session at the Tax & Bean Café. Alex, fueled by caffeine and existential dread, scribbled the phrase on a napkin. The words resonated with every accountant, auditor, and tax consultant who had ever battled spreadsheets until dawn. The Clown Shirt became a symbol of survival—a battle scar worn with pride.

The Design

The shirt’s fabric is as soft as a well-balanced ledger. The font—bold and unapologetic—resembles a tax code section that defies interpretation. The color? A shade of gray that mirrors the moral ambiguity of tax loopholes. And the cut? Tailored to accommodate both stress-induced snacking and triumphant victory dances.

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SHIPPING COST?

The shipping cost within the U.S. is: 5.99 USD + 2 USD per additional item

For international shipping: from 13 USD + 6 USD per additional item

WHERE DO WE DELIVER?

We provide worldwide shipping.

Shipping time

US Regions:

Item Handling time (Mon-Fri) Shipping time ( Mon-Fri )
Apparel 2D, Tshirt, Hat, Cap, Sweatshirt, Hoodie... 1-3 days 3 -7 days
Mug 2-3 days 3-7 days
Poster, Canvas 1-3 days 3 -7 days
Hats 2-3 days 6-8 days
Bedding 6-8 days 7-15 days
All over print product ( Hawaiian shirt, Shoes, Jersey, Ugly Sweater, House Flag, Garden Flag, 3D Product, 3D T-shirt, 3D Hoodie, Tumbler, Crocs...) 6-9 days 10 -15 days

Other Countries:

Handling time (Mon-Fri): 5-9 days

Shipping time ( Mon-Fri ): 15-30 days.

Note: The public holidays, destination countries and couriers will be affected the shipping time too.

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