I’m Not Rihanna, I’ll Block You Shirt – Funny Sarcastic Tee
Some people forgive. Some people forget. You? You hit the block and move on with your day.
This is the shirt for anyone who’s done playing games with liars, ghosters, and “u up?” texters. It takes that famous “I love the way you lie“ line everybody knows and flips it on its head—because unlike the song, you’re not staying for the drama. You’re not Rihanna, you don’t love the way they lie, and your thumb is already hovering over the block button. It’s petty in the best way, and honestly? It’s a whole personality.
Wear it on a coffee run, a girls’ night, or the next time you want your outfit to do the talking. The bold quote sits front and center, so people will read it, laugh, and probably tag you in a meme by lunchtime. It’s the kind of tee that turns “nice shirt” into a five-minute conversation.
Best part: it feels as good as it reads. Made from soft, breathable cotton, it’s the easy, throw-it-on favorite you’ll keep reaching for—comfy enough for lazy Sundays, bold enough to make a statement. Available in sizes S to 5XL, so everyone gets to join the no-drama club.
Treat yourself, or gift it to that friend who blocks first and asks questions never. Either way, it’s a little reminder to keep your standards high and your inbox litter-free.

Why You’ll Love It
- Says what you’re thinking – witty, relatable humor that gets a reaction (and shares) everywhere you go
- Stupidly comfortable – soft, breathable cotton that’s made for all-day wear
- Fits everybody – inclusive sizing from S to 5XL
- Great gift energy – perfect for birthdays, inside jokes, or “this is SO you” moments
- Easy to style – pairs with jeans, joggers, or a jacket without trying too hard
Product Details
- Material: 100% soft, breathable cotton
- Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL, 5XL
- Fit: Classic unisex fit—size up for a relaxed, oversized look
- Print: Bold, high-quality statement graphic that won’t crack or fade with proper care
- Feel: Lightweight, comfy, and built for everyday wear
Care Instructions
- Machine wash cold with similar colors
- Turn inside out before washing to protect the print
- Use mild detergent—skip the bleach and fabric softener
- Tumble dry low or hang to dry
- Iron inside out on low heat; never iron directly over the design









