The I Have A Bomb In My Ass Shirt gets straight to the point with zero shame and maximum commitment to the bit. Whether you’ve eaten one too many burritos or just need everyone to keep a safe distance, this tee is the most honest piece of apparel you’ll ever own.
I Have A Bomb In My Ass Shirt – A Statement of Unfiltered Honesty
The I Have A Bomb In My Ass Shirt keeps the design as direct as the message: two lines of oversized white text in a distressed, all-caps block font, centered chest on a deep black base. The worn-in texture of the lettering gives it a lived-in, vintage feel — like this warning has been issued many times before and will absolutely be issued again. Available as a graphic tee, a pullover hoodie, and a crewneck sweatshirt — so you can broadcast the alert in any weather condition. The oversized fit seen on the tee gives it a relaxed, streetwear silhouette that makes the statement land even harder.
Why the I Have A Bomb In My Ass Shirt is Trending
Toilet humor has a long, proud history, and the I Have A Bomb In My Ass Shirt carries that tradition forward with confidence. It’s the kind of shirt that travels fast online — someone wears it, someone photographs it, and suddenly half the internet wants one. The appeal is simple: it’s the one thing everyone thinks but no one says out loud, and now you can just point at your chest. Whether it’s a gag gift, a post-Thanksgiving tradition, or just a regular Tuesday after a bad meal, this one always has an audience.
Product Details:
- Style: Oversized crew neck — available as a t-shirt, pullover hoodie, and crewneck sweatshirt
- Design: Distressed white all-caps block text across the chest — two-line layout reading “I HAVE A BOMB IN MY ASS”
- Fit: Regular to relaxed unisex fit
- Fabric: 100% cotton (t-shirt) · cotton blend (hoodie and sweatshirt) in all-black
- Build: Ribbed crew neckline, reinforced seams, drop-shoulder cut for a relaxed everyday silhouette
Care Guide:
- Cleaning: Machine wash cold, inside out, with like colors to preserve the distressed print effect
- Drying: Tumble dry low or air dry — avoid high heat to keep the print texture and fabric integrity
- Storage: Fold flat or hang; keep away from prolonged direct sunlight to maintain the deep black color
Add the I Have A Bomb In My Ass Shirt to your rotation and give the people around you the heads-up they deserve.
SHIPPING COST?
The shipping cost within the U.S. is: 5.99 USD + 2 USD per additional item
For international shipping: from 13 USD + 6 USD per additional item
WHERE DO WE DELIVER?
We provide worldwide shipping.
Shipping time
US Regions:
| Item | Handling time (Mon-Fri) | Shipping time ( Mon-Fri ) |
| Apparel 2D, Tshirt, Hat, Cap, Sweatshirt, Hoodie... | 1-3 days | 3 -7 days |
| Mug | 2-3 days | 3-7 days |
| Poster, Canvas | 1-3 days | 3 -7 days |
| Hats | 2-3 days | 6-8 days |
| Bedding | 6-8 days | 7-15 days |
| All over print product ( Hawaiian shirt, Shoes, Jersey, Ugly Sweater, House Flag, Garden Flag, 3D Product, 3D T-shirt, 3D Hoodie, Tumbler, Crocs...) | 6-9 days | 10 -15 days |
Other Countries:
Handling time (Mon-Fri): 5-9 days
Shipping time ( Mon-Fri ): 15-30 days.
Note: The public holidays, destination countries and couriers will be affected the shipping time too.
Delivered
Total delivery time= Handling time + Shipping time
