Hit Him With Your Car Ugly Christmas Sweater

Hit Him With Your Car Ugly Christmas Sweater

$39.95

Size Guide

Size Chart

Adult Sweater
Size Length (inches) Bust (inches) Shoulder (inches) Sleeve (inches)
S 26 in 40 in 17 in 26 in
M 28 in 44 in 18 in 27 in
L 28 in 48 in 19 in 27 in
XL 30 in 52 in 20 in 28 in
2XL 30 in 56 in 21 in 28 in
3XL 31 in 60 in 22 in 28 in
4XL 32 in 64 in 24 in 29 in
5XL 33 in 68 in 25 in 29 in
6XL 34 in 73 in 26 in 29.1 in
sweater
  • Fabric: Polyester
  • Regular fit
  • Fabric Weight: 300 g/m².
  • Stitch Color: black or white, automatically matched based on patterns.
  • Care Instruction: machine wash cold with similar colors, do not bleach, tumble dry low, do not iron, and do not dry clean.
Size Length (cm) Bust (cm) Shoulder (cm) Sleeve (cm)
S 67 102 42 67
M 70 112 45 68
L 72 122 48 69
XL 75 132 51 70.5
2XL 76 142 54 71
3XL 79 152 57 71.5
4XL 82 162 60 72.5
5XL 85 172 63 73
6XL 86 182 66 74
sweater
  • Fabric: Polyester
  • Regular fit
  • Fabric Weight: 300 g/m².
  • Stitch Color: black or white, automatically matched based on patterns.
  • Care Instruction: machine wash cold with similar colors, do not bleach, tumble dry low, do not iron, and do not dry clean.
Kid Sweater
Size Length (inches) Chest (inches) Suggested Height (inches)
Toddler 2T 14 in 11 in 33-35 in
Toddler 3T 15 in 12 in 36-39 in
Toddler 4T 16 in 13 in 39-41 in
Toddler 4 16.5 in 13.5 in 42-44 in
Toddler 5 17 in 14 in 45-47 in
Youth XS 18 in 15 in 48-50 in
Youth S 19 in 15.5 in 50-54 in
Youth M 21 in 16 in 54-58 in
Youth L 23 in 18 in 58-62 in
Youth XL 25 in 19 in 62-68 in
sweater
  • Fabric: Polyester
  • Regular fit
  • Fabric Weight: 300 g/m².
  • Stitch Color: black or white, automatically matched based on patterns.
  • Care Instruction: machine wash cold with similar colors, do not bleach, tumble dry low, do not iron, and do not dry clean.
Size Length (cm) Chest (cm) Suggested Height (cm)
Toddler 2T 36 cm 28 cm 84-89 cm
Toddler 3T 38 cm 31 cm 91-99 cm
Toddler 4T 41 cm 33 cm 99-104 cm
Toddler 4 42 cm 35 cm 107-112 cm
Toddler 5 43 cm 36 cm 114-119 cm
Youth XS 46 cm 38 cm 122-128 cm
Youth S 48 cm 39.5 cm 128-137 cm
Youth M 53 cm 41 cm 137-147 cm
Youth L 58 cm 46 cm 147-158 cm
Youth XL 63 cm 48 cm 158-172 cm
sweater
  • Fabric: Polyester
  • Regular fit
  • Fabric Weight: 300 g/m².
  • Stitch Color: black or white, automatically matched based on patterns.
  • Care Instruction: machine wash cold with similar colors, do not bleach, tumble dry low, do not iron, and do not dry clean.
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Drive the Conversation: The Hit Him With Your Car Ugly Christmas Sweater

The annual ugly Christmas sweater party is your time to shine, and if you’re tired of the same old reindeer and snowflake patterns, we have the perfect piece of holiday rebellion for you. Forget subtle kitsch—it’s time for loud, laugh-out-loud humor with the “Hit Him With Your Car Ugly Christmas Sweater.” This is the ultimate conversation starter for anyone who loves a bit of dark humor and isn’t afraid to own the spotlight.

Hit Him With Your Car Ugly Christmas Sweater
Hit Him With Your Car Ugly Christmas Sweater

At first glance, it looks like a classic red and white Christmas knit, complete with festive fair isle borders and a silhouette of a car with a tree strapped to the roof. But look closer, and the bold text takes the design into pure, hilarious absurdity. The phrase “Hit Him With Your Car” immediately sparks curiosity and gets people talking. It’s a playful nod to those moments of holiday-induced stress, giving you a safe, comfy, and festive way to vent.

This sweater doesn’t just look “ugly,” it’s aggressively funny. It’s the kind of unexpected joke that works perfectly in the context of an “ugly” party where the main goal is to be outrageous. It taps into a uniquely modern, meme-ready sense of humor that instantly connects with others looking for a good time and a break from the overly sweet holiday cheer. You won’t just be attending the party; you’ll be providing the entertainment.

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SHIPPING COST?

The shipping cost within the U.S. is: 5.99 USD + 2 USD per additional item

For international shipping: from 13 USD + 6 USD per additional item

WHERE DO WE DELIVER?

We provide worldwide shipping.

Shipping time

US Regions:

Item Handling time (Mon-Fri) Shipping time ( Mon-Fri )
Apparel 2D, Tshirt, Hat, Cap, Sweatshirt, Hoodie... 1-3 days 3 -7 days
Mug 2-3 days 3-7 days
Poster, Canvas 1-3 days 3 -7 days
Hats 2-3 days 6-8 days
Bedding 6-8 days 7-15 days
All over print product ( Hawaiian shirt, Shoes, Jersey, Ugly Sweater, House Flag, Garden Flag, 3D Product, 3D T-shirt, 3D Hoodie, Tumbler, Crocs...) 6-9 days 10 -15 days

Other Countries:

Handling time (Mon-Fri): 5-9 days

Shipping time ( Mon-Fri ): 15-30 days.

Note: The public holidays, destination countries and couriers will be affected the shipping time too.

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