Flush The Turd November 3rd Hat – Election Day 2026 Embroidered Cap
Mark your calendar: Tuesday, November 3, 2026, is Election Day, with all 435 House seats and 35 Senate races on the ballot. The rhyme that spread across campaign merchandise in 2020, the last time Election Day fell on November 3, is back for the midterms. The Flush The Turd November 3rd Hat says what you are thinking without a single speech.
Bold white embroidery stands out against royal blue, so the message reads clearly from across a rally, a tailgate, or a watch party. It is an icebreaker that gets a laugh first and a “where did you get that?” second.
It also makes an easy gift for the friend who never misses a vote, or the relative who loves a good pun. One Flush The Turd November 3rd Hat covers both.

Cap Details
– Cotton chino twill: soft, sturdy, breathable
– Raised white embroidery on the front
– Six-panel crown, curved brim, sewn eyelets
– Adjustable strap with metal buckle; one size fits most
Care Instructions
– Spot clean or hand wash cold with mild soap
– No bleach
– Reshape and air dry; keep out of the dryer
– Do not iron over the embroidery
Election Day will not wait, and neither will this limited run. Order your Flush The Turd November 3rd Hat today to allow time for delivery before November 3.











