Ashes To Ashes Dust To Dust If It Weren’t For Women Our Pecker Would Rust Hat
$40.95
Ashes To Ashes Dust To Dust If It Weren’t For Women Our Pecker Would Rust Hat: A Bold Statement Piece
The “Ashes To Ashes Dust To Dust If It Weren’t For Women Our Pecker Would Rust Hat” is a tongue-in-cheek piece of headwear that combines a classic phrase with a risqué twist. The original saying, “ashes to ashes, dust to dust,” comes from the Book of Common Prayer, often recited during burial services to symbolize the return of the body to the earth. However, this hat takes the phrase in a completely different direction by adding a humorous, adult-oriented line: “If it weren’t for women, our pecker would rust.”
Where to Wear the “Ashes To Ashes Dust To Dust If It Weren’t For Women Our Pecker Would Rust Hat”
While this hat is undeniably entertaining, its bold message means it’s best suited for specific occasions. Here are a few ideas on where to wear it:
- Casual Gatherings: Rock this hat at informal events like picnics, tailgates, or backyard barbecues where the vibe is laid-back, and people are ready to laugh.
- Bachelor Parties: Planning a wild night out for a groom-to-be? This hat could be a hilarious addition to the festivities.
- Comedy Events: Heading to a stand-up comedy show or a humorous open-mic night? This cap will fit right in with the crowd.
- Themed Parties: If you’re attending a party with a “funny hat” theme or a costume event, this hat can be a standout piece.
SHIPPING COST?
The shipping cost within the U.S. is: 5.99 USD + 2 USD per additional item
For international shipping: from 13 USD + 6 USD per additional item
WHERE DO WE DELIVER?
We provide worldwide shipping.
Shipping time
US Regions:
| Item | Handling time (Mon-Fri) | Shipping time ( Mon-Fri ) |
| Apparel 2D, Tshirt, Hat, Cap, Sweatshirt, Hoodie... | 1-3 days | 3 -7 days |
| Mug | 2-3 days | 3-7 days |
| Poster, Canvas | 1-3 days | 3 -7 days |
| Hats | 2-3 days | 6-8 days |
| Bedding | 6-8 days | 7-15 days |
| All over print product ( Hawaiian shirt, Shoes, Jersey, Ugly Sweater, House Flag, Garden Flag, 3D Product, 3D T-shirt, 3D Hoodie, Tumbler, Crocs...) | 6-9 days | 10 -15 days |
Other Countries:
Handling time (Mon-Fri): 5-9 days
Shipping time ( Mon-Fri ): 15-30 days.
Note: The public holidays, destination countries and couriers will be affected the shipping time too.
Delivered
Total delivery time= Handling time + Shipping time
